With girls, everything looks great on the surface. But beware of drawers that won't open. They contain a three-month supply of dirty underwear, unwashed hose, and rubber bands with blobs of hair in them.

Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.

Grandmas can shed the yoke of responsibility, relax and enjoy their grandchildren in a way that was not possible when they were raising their own children. And they can glow in the realisation that here is their seed of life that will harvest generations to come.

One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.

Don't worry about who doesn't like you, who has more, or who's doing what.

I don't think women outlive men, Doctor. It only seems longer.

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food