My son did not show signs of a money deficiency until he opened his small fist in the nursery and found it was empty.

Family life got better and we got our car back - as soon as we put 'I love Mom' on the license plate.

One certainty when you travel is the moment you arrive in a foreign country, the American dollar will fall like a stone.

My type of humor is almost pure identification. A housewife reads my column and says, 'But that's happened to ME! I know just what she's talking about!

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.

No baby shall at any time be quartered in a house where there are no soft laps, no laughter, or no love.

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.