My son did not show signs of a money deficiency until he opened his small fist in the nursery and found it was empty.

One son appears in stereo - a transistor in one ear and the phone in the other.

In the South Pacific, because of their size, mosquitoes are required to file flight plans.

I don't know why no one ever thought to paste a label on the toilet-tissue spindle giving 1-2-3 directions for replacing the tissue on it. Then everyone in the house would know what Mama knows.

Cats invented self-esteem; there is not an insecure bone in their body.

There is so much to teach, and the time goes so fast.

Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.