My son did not show signs of a money deficiency until he opened his small fist in the nursery and found it was empty.

With all the precautions and risks that accompany sex today, it sounds about as much fun as walking through a minefield.

Let us hope manufacturers can come up with a diaper that is environmentally sound. To go back to cloth would send us back to the day when breathing and raising a baby at the same time were incompatible.

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

My idea of 'roughing it' is when you have to have an extension for your electric blanket.

I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair.

We've got a generation now who were born with semiequality. They don't know how it was before, so they think, this isn't too bad. We're working. We have our attache' cases and our three piece suits. I get very disgusted with the younger generation of women. We had a torch to pass, and they are just sitting there. They don't realize it can be taken away. Things are going to have to get worse before they join in fighting the battle.