He opened the jar of pickles when no one else could. He was the only one in the house who wasn't afraid to go into the basement by himself. He cut himself shaving, but no one kissed it or got excited about it. It was understood when it rained, he got the car and brought it around to the door. When anyone was sick, he went out to get the prescription filled. He took lots of pictures... but he was never in them.

Laugh now, cry later.

Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, its unplanned, it's full of suprises.

God created man, but I could do better.

Kids need love the most when they're acting most unlovable.

Poached eggs are good, poached animals are not.

What makes people laugh? . . . It's a happy marriage between a person who needs to laugh and someone who's got one to give.