A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Erma BombeckDid you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?
Erma BombeckI firmly believe kids don't want your understanding. They want your trust, your compassion, your blinding love and your car keys, but you try to understand them and you're in big trouble.
Erma Bombeck