Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair.
For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.
Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago.