Spend at least one Mother's Day with your respective mothers before you decide on marriage. If a man gives his mother a gift certificate for a flu shot, dump him.

. . . but mostly, given another shot at life, I would seize every minute - look at it and really see it - live it - and never give it back.

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.

I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: 'Checkout Time is 18 years.'

If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair.

I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.

There is so much to teach, and the time goes so fast.