Family life got better and we got our car back - as soon as we put 'I love Mom' on the license plate.

For the first two years of a child's life, we spend every waking hour tryibg to get the child to communicate. Then we spend the rest of our lives trying to figure out how we can reverse the process.

When humor go's, there go's civilization.

I lost everything in the post-natal depression.

For years, my husband and I have advocated separate vacations. But the kids keep finding us.

Have you any idea how many children it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen Three. It takes one to say What light and two more to say I didn't turn it on.

I got so much food spit back in my face when my kids were small, I put windshield wipers on my glasses.