Don't worry about who doesn't like you, who has more, or who's doing what.
When children reach the age of sixteen, they discover the meaning of life: car keys.
When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.
Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.
No baby shall at any time be quartered in a house where there are no soft laps, no laughter, or no love.
Never accept a drink from a urologist.