Remember, you can lead a fifty-seven-year-old body to motherhood, but you can't make it stay awake.
I have always felt cookbooks were fiction and the most beautiful words in the English language were 'room service.
I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent.
A small waist makes you tire easily.
Mother's words of wisdom: Answer me! Don't talk with food in your mouth!
When you're lecturing teenagers and they begin to hum and leave the room, you can sense there is hostility.