It is difficult to single out one sport over another, but if I have to name one in my separation suit, it will undoubtedly be football.

House guests should be regarded as perishables: Leave them out too long and they go bad.

Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago.

Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?

Babies should enjoy the freedom to vocalize whether it be in church, a public meeting place, during a movie, or after hours when the lights are out. They have not yet learned that joy and laughter have to last a lifetime and must be conserved.

Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.

I lost everything in the post-natal depression.