With all the precautions and risks that accompany sex today, it sounds about as much fun as walking through a minefield.
Erma BombeckFamily life got better and we got our car back - as soon as we put 'I love Mom' on the license plate.
Erma BombeckI am always behind the shopper at the grocery store who has stitched her coupons in the lining of her coat and wants to talk about a 'strong' chicken she bought two weeks ago. The register tape also runs out just before her sub-total. In the public restroom, I always stand behind the teen-ager who is changing into her band uniform for a parade and doesn't emerge until she has combed the tassels on her boots, shaved her legs, and recovered her contact lens from the commode.
Erma Bombeck