Parenting is a negative thing. Keep your children from killing themselves, or anyone else, and hope for the best.
Erma BombeckNot everyone is comfortable with the kissing ritual. My husband is one of them. Her refuses to press lips with anyone except his wife, mother, and dog. If someone wanted to give him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, he would refuse until he had been formally introduced.
Erma BombeckI have just come up with a wonderful solution to end all wars. Let me give directions on how to get there.
Erma Bombeck