The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.

Do I have to use my own money?

For the first two years of a child's life, we spend every waking hour tryibg to get the child to communicate. Then we spend the rest of our lives trying to figure out how we can reverse the process.

Giving birth is little more than a set of muscular contractions granting passage of a child. Then the mother is born.

For some of us, watching a miniseries that lasts longer than most marriages is not easy.

No self-respecting mother would run out of intimidations on the eve of a major holiday.