Don't worry about who doesn't like you, who has more, or who's doing what.

I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle.

It was a bitter moment for us. We weren't two mature parents. We were just two kids playing grown-up. We still needed Mommy and Daddy's permission, blessings, and money to survive.

Family life got better and we got our car back - as soon as we put 'I love Mom' on the license plate.

I never go to a college reunion that I don't come away feeling sorry for all those paunchy, balding jocks trying to hang onto youth. I feel sorry for the men, too.

Spend at least one Mother's Day with your respective mothers before you decide on marriage. If a man gives his mother a gift certificate for a flu shot, dump him.

... it's simply wrong to always order [kids] to stop that fighting. There are times when one child is simply defending his rights and damned well should be fighting.