Don't worry about who doesn't like you, who has more, or who's doing what.

It is my theory you can't get rid of fat. All you can do is move it around, like furniture.

My son would walk to the refrigerator-freezer and fling both doors open and stand there until the hairs in his nose iced up. After surveying $200 worth of food in varying shapes and forms, he would declare loudly, 'There's nothing to eat!'

Given another shot at life, I would seize every minute...look at it and really see it... live it...and never give it back. Stop sweating the small stuff. Don't worry about who doesn't like you, who has more, or who's doing what. Instead, let's cherish the relationships we have with those who do love us.

Poached eggs are good, poached animals are not.

As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am.

the ultimate in longevity is the Christmas fruitcake. It is a cake made during the holidays with fruits that make it heavier than the stove it is cooked in.