not all bears have their own television series. Some of them are unemployed wild animals.

You show me a boy who brings a snake home to his mother and I'll show you an orphan.

Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.

. . . but mostly, given another shot at life, I would seize every minute - look at it and really see it - live it - and never give it back.

He who laughs.....lasts.

Success is outliving your failures

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.