. . . but mostly, given another shot at life, I would seize every minute - look at it and really see it - live it - and never give it back.
Erma BombeckAny mother with half a skull knows that when Daddy's little boy becomes Mommy's little boy, the kid is so wet he's treading water.
Erma BombeckLaughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.
Erma BombeckIn Russia, as I sat there day after day wearing headphones, listening to the interpreter struggle to make our words relevant, I wondered if we could establish meaningful rapport with a nation that had never seen raisins dance in dark glasses on TV...never had a garage sale.
Erma Bombeck