Friends are "annuals" that need seasonal nurturing to bear blossoms. Family is a "perennial" that comes up year after year, enduring the droughts of absence and neglect. There's a place in the garden for both of them.
Erma BombeckWith all the precautions and risks that accompany sex today, it sounds about as much fun as walking through a minefield.
Erma BombeckPhrases and their actual meanings: My teacher has never liked me. Expect a phone call before lunch from the teacher informing you that your child has been launching hot dogs by compressing them inside a small Thermos and then removing the lid quickly.
Erma BombeckA friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
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