I'm on a diet as my skin doesn't fit me anymore.

Housework can kill you if done right.

Why take pride in cooking, when they don't take pride in eating?

The age of your children is a key factor in how quickly you are served in a restaurant. We once had a waiter in Canada who said, "Could I get you your check?" and we answered, "How about the menu first?"

I got to thinking one day about all those women on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night.

Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you.

Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown.