I'm on a diet as my skin doesn't fit me anymore.

not all bears have their own television series. Some of them are unemployed wild animals.

A grandparent is the only baby-sitter who doesn't charge more after midnight - or anything before midnight.

How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?

Cleaning the house while the children are home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.

I remember thinking how often we look, but never see ... we listen, but never hear ... we exist, but never feel. We take our relationships for granted. A house is only a place. It has no life of its own. It needs human voices, activity and laughter to come alive.