Know the difference between success and fame. Success is Mother Teresa. Fame is Madonna.

Throughout the years I have set up my own rules about eating food: Never eat anything you can't pronounce. Beware of food that is described as, "Some Americans say it tastes like chicken.

Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you.

Let me put it this way. According to my girth, I should be a ninety-foot redwood.

When you're an orthodox worrier, some days are worse than others.

It is difficult to single out one sport over another, but if I have to name one in my separation suit, it will undoubtedly be football.

There are people who put their dreams in a little box and say, 'Yes, I've got dreams, of course I've got dreams.' Then they put the box away and bring it out once in awhile to look in it, and yep, they're still there. These are great dreams, but they never even get out of the box. It takes an uncommon amount of guts to put your dreams on the line, to hold them up and say, 'How good or how bad am I?' That's where courage comes in.