Know the difference between success and fame. Success is Mother Teresa. Fame is Madonna.

My mother phones daily to ask, "Did you just try to reach me?" When I reply no, she adds, "So, if you're not too busy, call me while I'm still alive," . . . and hangs up.

Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.

Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.

There are few things in this world more satisfying than having your son teach you how to play tennis, unless it is having a semi-truck run over your foot.

There was a time when the respect and trust my children had for me would have made you sick to your stomach. They believed I could blow on a red traffic light and turn it green.

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.