Know the difference between success and fame. Success is Mother Teresa. Fame is Madonna.

I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.

Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.

Maybe age is kinder to us than we think. With my bad eyes, I can't see how bad I look, and with my rotten memory, I have a good excuse for getting out of a lot of stuff.

Success is outliving your failures

Hello there. I'm out social climbing, but if you leave your name and number and if you're anybody, I'll get back to you.

Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.