When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies.
It's the three pairs of eyes that mothers have to have...One pair that see through closed doors. Another in the back of her head...and, of course, the ones in front that can look at a child when he goofs up and reflect 'I understand and I love you' without so much as uttering a word.
Never have more children than you have car windows.
Grandparenthood is one of life's rewards for surviving your own children.
Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.
I was leafing through a magazine where there was a before-and-after picture of a woman who went from a size 5 to a size 3 by liposuction. Was she serious? I've cooked bigger turkeys than her "before" picture.