There is so much to teach, and the time goes so fast.
When children reach the age of sixteen, they discover the meaning of life: car keys.
A grandparent is the only baby-sitter who doesn't charge more after midnight - or anything before midnight.
I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill.
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
Cats invented self-esteem; there is not an insecure bone in their body.