I don't think women outlive men, Doctor. It only seems longer.

Kids need love the most when they're acting most unlovable.

Some of the best fiction writers got their start writing airline menus.

Mother's words of wisdom: Answer me! Don't talk with food in your mouth!

Success is outliving your failures

Myths that need clarification: "No matter how many times you see the Grand canyon, you are still emotionally moved to tears." False. It depends on how many children the out-of-towners brought with them who kicked the back of your seat from Phoenix to Flagstaff and got their gum caught in your hair.

If I raised my hand to wipe the hair out of my children's eyes, they'd flinch and call their attorney.