One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.
Erma BombeckGiving birth is little more than a set of muscular contractions granting passage of a child. Then the mother is born.
Erma BombeckOne meal a day is enough for a lion and would be for all of us if all we did all day was swat flies.
Erma Bombeck