Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?
It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
Poached eggs are good, poached animals are not.
Many people are intimidated by doctors. ... People also feel stupid when they don't understand what a doctor's talking about the first time around, so they don't ask again. And let's be honest here, people. English is not a doctor's first language.
A grandparent will accept your calls from anywhere, collect.
With girls, everything looks great on the surface. But beware of drawers that won't open. They contain a three-month supply of dirty underwear, unwashed hose, and rubber bands with blobs of hair in them.