With boys, you always know where you stand. Right in the path of a hurricane.

Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you.

It is difficult to single out one sport over another, but if I have to name one in my separation suit, it will undoubtedly be football.

Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.

As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her.

With all the precautions and risks that accompany sex today, it sounds about as much fun as walking through a minefield.

On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings.