Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you.
Erma BombeckIt is difficult to single out one sport over another, but if I have to name one in my separation suit, it will undoubtedly be football.
Erma BombeckCar designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.
Erma BombeckAs a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her.
Erma Bombeck