Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
You show me a boy who brings a snake home to his mother and I'll show you an orphan.
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
To my way of thinking, the American family started to decline when parents began to communicate with their children.
Not everyone is comfortable with the kissing ritual. My husband is one of them. Her refuses to press lips with anyone except his wife, mother, and dog. If someone wanted to give him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, he would refuse until he had been formally introduced.