Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother.
Erma BombeckNo one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.
Erma BombeckI was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair.
Erma Bombeck