With all the precautions and risks that accompany sex today, it sounds about as much fun as walking through a minefield.
Encourage independence in your children by regularly losing them in the supermarket.
There is so much to teach, and the time goes so fast.
No baby shall at any time be quartered in a house where there are no soft laps, no laughter, or no love.
I convinced him his luggage had gone to that big Bermuda Triangle in the sky.
House guests should be regarded as perishables: Leave them out too long and they go bad.