It is my theory you can't get rid of fat. All you can do is move it around, like furniture.

Many people are intimidated by doctors. ... People also feel stupid when they don't understand what a doctor's talking about the first time around, so they don't ask again. And let's be honest here, people. English is not a doctor's first language.

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.

The family. We are a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms. . . and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together.

What does it profit a 78-year-old woman to sit around the pool in a bikini if she cannot feed herself?

Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.