Written on her tombstone: "I told you I was sick.

. . . but mostly, given another shot at life, I would seize every minute - look at it and really see it - live it - and never give it back.

Before we sent kids to computer camps and told them they were having a good time, there was imagination among the human species.

There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it.

In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television.

Everyone I talked to was a recording-the bank, the elevator, your office, the school, a wrong number. You used to be able to call a wrong number and get a person.

Many people are intimidated by doctors. ... People also feel stupid when they don't understand what a doctor's talking about the first time around, so they don't ask again. And let's be honest here, people. English is not a doctor's first language.