I got to thinking one day about all those women on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night.
Erma BombeckThere is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.
Erma BombeckIt's the three pairs of eyes that mothers have to have...One pair that see through closed doors. Another in the back of her head...and, of course, the ones in front that can look at a child when he goofs up and reflect 'I understand and I love you' without so much as uttering a word.
Erma Bombeck