The grass is always greener over the septic tank.

All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

The fact that Americans drag around the world by the busloads to glimpse the past probably has something to do with the youth of our country. We revere anything older than George Burns.

Never accept a drink from a urologist.

[On her father's death:] I didn't know his leaving would hurt so much.

Volunteers are the only human beings on the face of the earth who reflect this nation's compassion, unselfish caring, patience, and just plain love for one another.

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean.