I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill.
Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.
Cleaning the house while the children are home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.
The more I think about it, the more there is to be said for the sloth. He sleeps fifteen to eighteen hours a day and is known to have taken forty-eight days to travel four miles. He hangs in the trees after he's dead. But he lives longer than the cheetah.
It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
Authorities say brain cells may shrink, but they don't necessarily die. Frankly, I am cheered by the fact that something is shrinking. I'd be even more thrilled if what was shrinking affected my dress size, but you can't have everything.