Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
What makes people laugh? . . . It's a happy marriage between a person who needs to laugh and someone who's got one to give.
I'm going to stop punishing my children by saying, “Never mind! I'll do it myself.
I lost everything in the post-natal depression.
There is one thing I have never taught my body how to do and that is to figure out at 6 A.M. what it wants to eat at 6 P.M.
I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: 'Checkout Time is 18 years.'