Every puppy should have a boy.

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother.

I would have invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was stained, or the sofa faded.

I just clipped 2 articles from a current magazine. One is a diet guaranteed to drop 5 pounds off my body in a weekend. The other is a recipe for a 6 minute pecan pie.

Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.

Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.