Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother.

Most children's first words are 'Mama' or 'Daddy.' Mine were, 'Do I have to use my own money?'

When you leave them in the morning, they stick their nose in the door crack and stand there like a portrait until you turn the key eight hours later.

Success is outliving your failures

Explain to me how he [her son] can ride a bicycle, run, play ball, set up a camp, swing, fight a war, swim and race for eight hours ... and has to be driven to the garbage can.

Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.