Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother.

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.

For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.

I originate from a family where sauce is viewed as a refreshment.

What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?

I don't think women outlive men, Doctor. It only seems longer.

Housework can kill you if done right.