The hippopotamus is a vegetarian and looks like a wall. Lions who eat only red meat are sleek and slim. Are nutritionists on the wrong track?
Erma BombeckEarly in my life I had made a pact with myself. I would never eat anything that moved when I cooked it, excited the dog, or inflated upon impact with my teeth.
Erma BombeckI got so much food spit back in my face when my kids were small, I put windshield wipers on my glasses.
Erma Bombeck