Shopping is a woman thing. It's a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase.
Erma BombeckSeize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.
Erma BombeckI was leafing through a magazine where there was a before-and-after picture of a woman who went from a size 5 to a size 3 by liposuction. Was she serious? I've cooked bigger turkeys than her "before" picture.
Erma BombeckParenting is a negative thing. Keep your children from killing themselves, or anyone else, and hope for the best.
Erma Bombeck