I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill.
Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, 'No thank you' to desert that night. And for what?!
The term 'working mother' is redundant.
I'm so bored. I went to the food locker yesterday to visit my meat.
When humor go's, there go's civilization.
I have a friend who lives by a three-word philosophy: Seize the Moment. Just possibly, she may be the wisest woman on this planet.