Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.
Erma BombeckWhen a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.
Erma BombeckSome emotions don't make a lot of noise. It's hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint - like a heartbeat. And pure love - why, some days it's so quiet, you don't even know it's there.
Erma BombeckSpend at least one Mother's Day with your respective mothers before you decide on marriage. If a man gives his mother a gift certificate for a flu shot, dump him.
Erma Bombeck