For some of us, watching a miniseries that lasts longer than most marriages is not easy.

There is one thing I have never taught my body how to do and that is to figure out at 6 A.M. what it wants to eat at 6 P.M.

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.

Giving birth is little more than a set of muscular contractions granting passage of a child. Then the mother is born.

Families aren't easy to join. They're like an exclusive country club where membership makes impossible demands and the dues for an outsider are exorbitant.

If compliments were food, I'd have starved to death 28 years ago.

God created man, but I could do better.