I don't know when pepper mills in a restaurant got to be right behind frankincense and myrrh in prominence. It used to be in a little jar that sat next to the salt on the table and everyone passed it around, sneezed, and it was no big deal.
Erma BombeckWhat makes people laugh? . . . It's a happy marriage between a person who needs to laugh and someone who's got one to give.
Erma BombeckI have always felt cookbooks were fiction and the most beautiful words in the English language were 'room service.
Erma BombeckPeople usually survive their illnesses, but the paper work eventually does them in. Filing a claim for insurance is terminal.
Erma Bombeck