Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you.
Erma BombeckGiven another shot at life, I would seize every minute...look at it and really see it... live it...and never give it back. Stop sweating the small stuff. Don't worry about who doesn't like you, who has more, or who's doing what. Instead, let's cherish the relationships we have with those who do love us.
Erma BombeckFor some of us, watching a miniseries that lasts longer than most marriages is not easy.
Erma BombeckWhat we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?
Erma Bombeck