Encourage independence in your children by regularly losing them in the supermarket.

The bad times I can handle. It's the good times that drive me crazy. When is the other shoe going going to drop?

I became hysterical and frightened and begged for sedation. And that was just the first prenatal visit.

If I had my life to live over, instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I'd have cherished ever moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent.

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.

What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?