Why take pride in cooking, when they don't take pride in eating?

I became hysterical and frightened and begged for sedation. And that was just the first prenatal visit.

There are few things in this world more satisfying than having your son teach you how to play tennis, unless it is having a semi-truck run over your foot.

Myths that need clarification: "No matter how many times you see the Grand canyon, you are still emotionally moved to tears." False. It depends on how many children the out-of-towners brought with them who kicked the back of your seat from Phoenix to Flagstaff and got their gum caught in your hair.

Never be in a hurry to terminate a marriage. Remember, you may need this man/woman to finish a sentence.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

Families aren't easy to join. They're like an exclusive country club where membership makes impossible demands and the dues for an outsider are exorbitant.