Do I have to use my own money?

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.

I hated skiing or any other sport where there was an ambulance waiting at the bottom of the hill.

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.

I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes.

Some of the best fiction writers got their start writing airline menus.

I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair.