It would have been a wonderful wedding - had it not been mine.

If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.

I originate from a family where sauce is viewed as a refreshment.

. . . but mostly, given another shot at life, I would seize every minute - look at it and really see it - live it - and never give it back.

Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you.

Limousines used to be reserved for the ruling class, or, on special occasions, for the working class. Today, limousines are like taxicabs with the door handles still intact.

Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?