It would have been a wonderful wedding - had it not been mine.

With all the precautions and risks that accompany sex today, it sounds about as much fun as walking through a minefield.

I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle.

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

It is fast approaching the point where I don't want tAdenauer to want the job.

In the South Pacific, because of their size, mosquitoes are required to file flight plans.

Pregnancy is the only time in a woman's life she can help God work a miracle.