I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
When the history of guilt is written, parents who refuse their children money will be right up there in the Top Ten.
Don't worry about who doesn't like you, who has more, or who's doing what.
In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television.
My idea of 'roughing it' is when you have to have an extension for your electric blanket.