My type of humor is almost pure identification. A housewife reads my column and says, 'But that's happened to ME! I know just what she's talking about!
Erma BombeckVolunteers are the only human beings on the face of the earth who reflect this nation's compassion, unselfish caring, patience, and just plain love for one another.
Erma BombeckThere's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it.
Erma BombeckI got so much food spit back in my face when my kids were small, I put windshield wipers on my glasses.
Erma Bombeck