Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.

It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of super sophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners.

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.

Motherhood isn't just a series of contractions; it's a state of mind. From the moment we know life is inside us, we feel a responsibility to protect and defend that human being.

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates.

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.