Success is outliving your failures
When they told me I needed a mastectomy, I thought of the thousands of luncheons and dinners I had attended where they slapped a name tag on my left bosom. I always smiled and said, 'Now, what shall we name the other one?' That would no longer be a problem.
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
She's as funny as a toothache
When you're an orthodox worrier, some days are worse than others.
A small waist makes you tire easily.