Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.
Erma BombeckWho in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother.
Erma BombeckWhen mothers talk about the depression of the empty nest, they're not mourning the passing of all those wet towels on the floor, or the music that numbs your teeth, or even the bottle of capless shampoo dribbling down the shower drain. They're upset because they've gone from supervisor of a child's life to a spectator. It's like being the vice president of the United States.
Erma Bombeck