You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates.
Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old.
The grass is always greener over the septic tank.
A child needs your love most when he deserves it least
The hippopotamus is a vegetarian and looks like a wall. Lions who eat only red meat are sleek and slim. Are nutritionists on the wrong track?
The mole rat is the only rodent born without a fur coat. With a good lawyer, someone would pay for that little oversight.