It's frightening to wake up one morning and discover that while you were asleep you went out of style.
Erma BombeckCar designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.
Erma BombeckIt is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: THIS WILL VARY WITH YOUR MICROWAVE. Loosely translated, this means, You're on your own, Bernice.
Erma BombeckGiven another shot at life, I would seize every minute...look at it and really see it... live it...and never give it back. Stop sweating the small stuff. Don't worry about who doesn't like you, who has more, or who's doing what. Instead, let's cherish the relationships we have with those who do love us.
Erma Bombeck