I didn't fear old age. I was just becoming increasingly aware of the fact that the only people who said old age was beautiful were usually twenty-three years old.

There is so much to teach, and the time goes so fast.

What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?

Giving birth is little more than a set of muscular contractions granting passage of a child. Then the mother is born.

If anyone knew where they were, I'd send the ISDBB (Incredibly Stupid and Dumb Beyond Belief) award to the two guys who tried to break in to the Ohio penitentiary.

One son appears in stereo - a transistor in one ear and the phone in the other.

The fact was I didn't want to look my age, but I didn't want to act the age I wanted to look either. I also wanted to grow old enough to understand that sentence.