I didn't fear old age. I was just becoming increasingly aware of the fact that the only people who said old age was beautiful were usually twenty-three years old.

All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

A child needs your love most when he deserves it least

If I had my life to live over I would have burned the pink candle sculpted like a rose before it melted in storage.

Women are never what they seem to be. There is the woman you see and there is the woman who is hidden. Buy the gift for the woman who is hidden.

I originate from a family where sauce is viewed as a refreshment.

My mind works . . . two boobs never get me a job.