Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.
Erma BombeckNo self-respecting mother would run out of intimidations on the eve of a major holiday.
Erma BombeckIf anyone knew where they were, I'd send the ISDBB (Incredibly Stupid and Dumb Beyond Belief) award to the two guys who tried to break in to the Ohio penitentiary.
Erma Bombeck