Family life got better and we got our car back - as soon as we put 'I love Mom' on the license plate.
Erma BombeckThe more I think about it, the more there is to be said for the sloth. He sleeps fifteen to eighteen hours a day and is known to have taken forty-eight days to travel four miles. He hangs in the trees after he's dead. But he lives longer than the cheetah.
Erma Bombeck