Adults can take a simple holiday for Children and screw it up. What began as a presentation of simple gifts to delight and surprise children around the Christmas tree has culminated in a woman unwrapping six shrimp forks from her dog, who drew her name.
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It's gossip.
Phone are wonderful instruments, but I wouldn't want our daughter to marry one.
If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair.