Myths that need clarification: "No matter how many times you see the Grand canyon, you are still emotionally moved to tears." False. It depends on how many children the out-of-towners brought with them who kicked the back of your seat from Phoenix to Flagstaff and got their gum caught in your hair.

Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother.

Somewhere it is written that parents who are critical of other people's children and publicly admit they can do better are asking for it.

You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates.

A child develops individuality long before he develops taste.

not all bears have their own television series. Some of them are unemployed wild animals.

If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.