Myths that need clarification: "No matter how many times you see the Grand canyon, you are still emotionally moved to tears." False. It depends on how many children the out-of-towners brought with them who kicked the back of your seat from Phoenix to Flagstaff and got their gum caught in your hair.

Never be in a hurry to terminate a marriage. Remember, you may need this man/woman to finish a sentence.

A child develops individuality long before he develops taste.

Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood.

What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?

Babies on television never spit up on the Ultrasuede.

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.