Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.

Grandmas can shed the yoke of responsibility, relax and enjoy their grandchildren in a way that was not possible when they were raising their own children. And they can glow in the realisation that here is their seed of life that will harvest generations to come.

In the South Pacific, because of their size, mosquitoes are required to file flight plans.

It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: THIS WILL VARY WITH YOUR MICROWAVE. Loosely translated, this means, You're on your own, Bernice.

I've always felt there are two things a woman should never do after the age of thirty-five: stand in natural light and have a baby.

It was a bitter moment for us. We weren't two mature parents. We were just two kids playing grown-up. We still needed Mommy and Daddy's permission, blessings, and money to survive.

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.