When you're an orthodox worrier, some days are worse than others.

People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.

Giving birth is little more than a set of muscular contractions granting passage of a child. Then the mother is born.

As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her.

Parenting is a negative thing. Keep your children from killing themselves, or anyone else, and hope for the best.

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.

I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill.