When you're an orthodox worrier, some days are worse than others.

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?

What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?

She's as funny as a toothache

My son did not show signs of a money deficiency until he opened his small fist in the nursery and found it was empty.

Once you see the drivers in Indonesia you understand why religion plays such a part in their lives.

Authorities say brain cells may shrink, but they don't necessarily die. Frankly, I am cheered by the fact that something is shrinking. I'd be even more thrilled if what was shrinking affected my dress size, but you can't have everything.