When you're an orthodox worrier, some days are worse than others.

A small waist makes you tire easily.

The age of your children is a key factor in how quickly you are served in a restaurant. We once had a waiter in Canada who said, "Could I get you your check?" and we answered, "How about the menu first?"

Time. It hangs heavy for the bored, eludes the busy, flies by the for young, and runs out for the aged.

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

Crocodiles have a smile I've seen on the face of every lawyer I've ever met.

I became hysterical and frightened and begged for sedation. And that was just the first prenatal visit.