I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food
Why take pride in cooking, when they don't take pride in eating?
If I raised my hand to wipe the hair out of my children's eyes, they'd flinch and call their attorney.
I have always felt cookbooks were fiction and the most beautiful words in the English language were 'room service.
I'm on a diet as my skin doesn't fit me anymore.
Limousines used to be reserved for the ruling class, or, on special occasions, for the working class. Today, limousines are like taxicabs with the door handles still intact.