When the history of guilt is written, parents who refuse their children money will be right up there in the Top Ten.

Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.

Know the difference between success and fame. Success is Mother Teresa. Fame is Madonna.

Those magazine dieting stories always have the testimonial of a woman who wore a dress that could slipcover New Jersey in one photo and thirty days later looked like a well-dressed thermometer.

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

Somewhere it is written that parents who are critical of other people's children and publicly admit they can do better are asking for it.

My type of humor is almost pure identification. A housewife reads my column and says, 'But that's happened to ME! I know just what she's talking about!