Volunteers are the only human beings on the face of the earth who reflect this nation's compassion, unselfish caring, patience, and just plain love for one another.

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.

It would have been a wonderful wedding - had it not been mine.

Let me put it this way. According to my girth, I should be a ninety-foot redwood.

It's the three pairs of eyes that mothers have to have...One pair that see through closed doors. Another in the back of her head...and, of course, the ones in front that can look at a child when he goofs up and reflect 'I understand and I love you' without so much as uttering a word.

Pregnancy is the only time in a woman's life she can help God work a miracle.