No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.

Mother's words of wisdom: Answer me! Don't talk with food in your mouth!

Myths that need clarification: "No matter how many times you see the Grand canyon, you are still emotionally moved to tears." False. It depends on how many children the out-of-towners brought with them who kicked the back of your seat from Phoenix to Flagstaff and got their gum caught in your hair.

Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, its unplanned, it's full of suprises.

If I had my life to live over I would have burned the pink candle sculpted like a rose before it melted in storage.

She's as funny as a toothache

the ultimate in longevity is the Christmas fruitcake. It is a cake made during the holidays with fruits that make it heavier than the stove it is cooked in.