Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.
Erma BombeckI got to thinking one day about all those women on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night.
Erma BombeckWhen it comes to cooking, five years ago I felt guilty "just adding water." Now I want to bang the tube against the countertop and have a five-course meal pop out. If it comes with plastic silverware and a plate that self-destructs, all the better.
Erma Bombeck