No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.

Know the difference between success and fame. Success is Mother Teresa. Fame is Madonna.

To say, "Well, I write when I really get into it" is a bunch of bull. Put the paper in the typewriter, stare at it a long time, get snowblindness if you have to, but write something.

I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.

I didn't fear old age. I was just becoming increasingly aware of the fact that the only people who said old age was beautiful were usually twenty-three years old.

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.