No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.

In Russia, as I sat there day after day wearing headphones, listening to the interpreter struggle to make our words relevant, I wondered if we could establish meaningful rapport with a nation that had never seen raisins dance in dark glasses on TV...never had a garage sale.

Let us hope manufacturers can come up with a diaper that is environmentally sound. To go back to cloth would send us back to the day when breathing and raising a baby at the same time were incompatible.

Pregnancy is the only time in a woman's life she can help God work a miracle.

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.

For some unexplained reason, it's always the other end of the table that's wild and raucous, with screaming laughter and a fella who plays 'Holiday for Strings' on water glasses.

When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.