No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.

The mole rat is the only rodent born without a fur coat. With a good lawyer, someone would pay for that little oversight.

not all bears have their own television series. Some of them are unemployed wild animals.

Men who have a thirty-six-tele vised-football- games-a- week-habit should be declared legally dead and their estates probated.

With all the precautions and risks that accompany sex today, it sounds about as much fun as walking through a minefield.

There are few things in this world more satisfying than having your son teach you how to play tennis, unless it is having a semi-truck run over your foot.

What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?