No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Phone are wonderful instruments, but I wouldn't want our daughter to marry one.

Throughout the years I have set up my own rules about eating food: Never eat anything you can't pronounce. Beware of food that is described as, "Some Americans say it tastes like chicken.

Somewhere it is written that parents who are critical of other people's children and publicly admit they can do better are asking for it.

Limousines used to be reserved for the ruling class, or, on special occasions, for the working class. Today, limousines are like taxicabs with the door handles still intact.

Never order food in excess of your body weight.