Before we sent kids to computer camps and told them they were having a good time, there was imagination among the human species.

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.

Volunteers are the only human beings on the face of the earth who reflect this nation's compassion, unselfish caring, patience, and just plain love for one another.

I've never vied for power in the family before. Pointing a box at the garage door and saying "Open!" was never a big deal, but holding that television tuner and realizing I alone control what is flashed on the screen brings out the Iacocca in me.

A member of the committee slapped a name tag over my left bosom. "What shall we name the other one?" I smiled. She was not amused.

I hated skiing or any other sport where there was an ambulance waiting at the bottom of the hill.

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.