It is my theory you can't get rid of fat. All you can do is move it around, like furniture.
[On her father's death:] I didn't know his leaving would hurt so much.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.
She's as funny as a toothache
Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, 'No thank you' to desert that night. And for what?!