Our teen-agers withdrew to their bedrooms on their thirteenth birthday and didn't show themselves to us again until it was time to get married.

Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.

God created man, but I could do better.

Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.

One son appears in stereo - a transistor in one ear and the phone in the other.

When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.

The mole rat is the only rodent born without a fur coat. With a good lawyer, someone would pay for that little oversight.