Our teen-agers withdrew to their bedrooms on their thirteenth birthday and didn't show themselves to us again until it was time to get married.

I have paid as much as $300 a night to throw up into a sink shaped like a seashell.

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.

If I had my life to live over, instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I'd have cherished ever moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.

A grandparent will help you with your buttons, your zippers, and your shoelaces and not be in any hurry for you to grow up.

One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.