There is so much to teach, and the time goes so fast.
Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.
Never loan your car to anyone to whom you've given birth.
I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food
When children reach the age of sixteen, they discover the meaning of life: car keys.
People usually survive their illnesses, but the paper work eventually does them in. Filing a claim for insurance is terminal.